12 April 2010

Don't Copy If U Can't Paste..

Ari nie, aku nak share citer pulak.. mcm biasa la, english version..he3.. citernye pendek n simple je, tp moral dia amat b'makna la... so, tunggu apa lagi, jom baca sama-sama..



A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" 

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water..

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!


12 comments:

.::WaNiE::. said...

kekeekekekek boleh lupaaa pulakk

Ayue Aishah said...

hehehehe... klakar la entry ni awk...huhu.

Anonymous said...

HAHA..thankx..kelakar sangat.like it!

.:sukasuki:. said...

adoi....not gud laki 2....

Unknown said...

aahahahaha.. padan muka.. kih kih kih.. boleh lak lupa.. yay

Misz Nuriz said...

wanie, dia kan tgh mabuk tu..
x sedar la..
sbb tu lupa..hahaha

Misz Nuriz said...

ayue, hahaha..kelakar la jgk..hik3

Misz Nuriz said...

akupenulis, sama2...
hiburan la kdg2..hik3

Misz Nuriz said...

ana, hahaha..
malang tul nasib dia kan..

Misz Nuriz said...

ann, hahaha..
padan dgn muka tu..
nk b'gurau x kena tempat..

camtu la jadinya..
lalala

yanze said...

ehehe..
very funny laa~
XD

Misz Nuriz said...

adyaa
hihihi.. =)

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