12 April 2010

Don't Copy If U Can't Paste..

Ari nie, aku nak share citer pulak.. mcm biasa la, english version..he3.. citernye pendek n simple je, tp moral dia amat b'makna la... so, tunggu apa lagi, jom baca sama-sama..



A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" 

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water..

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!


12 comments:

.::WaNiE::. said...

kekeekekekek boleh lupaaa pulakk

Ayue Aishah said...

hehehehe... klakar la entry ni awk...huhu.

AkuPenulis said...

HAHA..thankx..kelakar sangat.like it!

.:sukasuki:. said...

adoi....not gud laki 2....

~ Ann ~ said...

aahahahaha.. padan muka.. kih kih kih.. boleh lak lupa.. yay

aku_tiewa said...

wanie, dia kan tgh mabuk tu..
x sedar la..
sbb tu lupa..hahaha

aku_tiewa said...

ayue, hahaha..kelakar la jgk..hik3

aku_tiewa said...

akupenulis, sama2...
hiburan la kdg2..hik3

aku_tiewa said...

ana, hahaha..
malang tul nasib dia kan..

aku_tiewa said...

ann, hahaha..
padan dgn muka tu..
nk b'gurau x kena tempat..

camtu la jadinya..
lalala

Adyaa said...

ehehe..
very funny laa~
XD

aku_tiewa said...

adyaa
hihihi.. =)

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